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    June 25

    审查法人。。。orz

    这个片子,虽然我只看了开头的10分钟,另一些人只看了开头的5分钟,仍然不影响我们的热烈讨论。
    看到这篇评论的时候深以为然。对那些皇冠轿车,黑社会形象正是我等喷血之处。。。。无责任转载,maybe需要些许专业知识,无责任忽略。
    以上
     
    [原创] 我的上帝啊,我们什么时候这么牛逼过!!(一)                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                          
                                                             
     http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/VSS1t0DbspQ/                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                          
     这个视频的名字叫做《审计风云》。。。。。小日本拍的电视剧,叫嚣是以日本PwC为原型编写的剧情。我先习惯性地百度了一下背景信息,原来刚出了一集,但由于男主角比较帅,所以不少小姑娘冲着男主角去Down这个第一集养眼了。    只有我和兔子痛哭流涕地大叫:我们Auditor终于也上荧幕了!!!不容易啊!!!!                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                          
     出于对第一部Auditor题材电视剧的好奇以及职业的怀疑态度。。。我在土豆网上打开了这个视频。。。接下来的情景让我瞠目结舌。。。。                         
                                                                                                                                                         
     作为第一集,该剧先花了几十秒简单介绍了日本资本市场的规模以及会计师事务所在社会中所肩负的重大公信责任,然后较夸张的介绍了会计师所拥有的强大权力(相当
     牛逼,听起来好像可以很容易地让上市公司退市-___-我汗。。。明显误导)。接下来的台词是:“本剧介绍的是年轻的会计师们是如何在庞大的报表以及沉重的责任的夹缝中烦恼而奋斗着的故事”。我靠!!!我明显感到自己被震撼了,而且有一种YY后的满足感。。。。。。觉得自己的职业什么时候变的这么崇高和充满挑战。。。。    
                                                                                                                                                         
    可TNND还没等我YY几秒,接下来的画面又直接把我吓呆了。。。4-5辆皇冠组的车队跟黑帮团伙一样呼呼地开过一座大厦,停好,门开,整齐地下来一群西装革履的禽兽一样的人。怎么看怎么像打手和强盗。这群禽兽打开车的后备箱,每人拎出一个巨大而沉重的箱子,外壳看起来相当坚固,放核武器没什么问题。我看着觉得应该是马上就要有街头火拼戏了。                                                                                                                                
    再一看,不大对,怎么有女人?而且这群人步伐整齐地每个拖着大箱子走进了大厦,大厦里已经有另一群衣着整齐的商务人士列队等候。两队人马照了面,“黑帮站    
     定,对方鞠躬,说:“请多关照。”  这时寒人的来了,“黑帮”带队的人相当装X地叫嚣道:“你们好,我们是XXX会计师事务所,请马上让我们开始期末审计工作!!!”我日,原来是同行!!真是装X啊,一到Field就要立刻上job,茶都不带喝的,显着还真TMD专业。但那个演员的表情是不是professional过头了。。。跟死了人要来查案一样。。。还是日本人特有的表面虚伪? 不知道跟客户搞搞融洽啊?!                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                         
     话还没说完,就大踏步踩进财务部旁边的会议室,办公环境还真不错。  禽兽们第一时间把行李箱打开,什么东西这么沉呢。。。File!!!整整十几箱File啊。。。这
     TMD才多点大一家公司啊。。。犯的着吗。。。小JV搞的跟IPO一样。真是一个字,假啊!!!然后审计民工们用军队般的速度和姿态把手提包打开,拿出一排电脑。。仔细一看,我靠,DELL!!太Local了吧!!小日本的Auditor们怎么在器材上这么抠,不大至于吧。我只能理解为只有DELL做了这个电视剧的较大赞助商。。。           
                                                                                                                                                         
    好了,Final Audit开始了。。。貌似没有做control,一上来就是Vouch,然后一群民工开始狂按计算器。。。这都什么年代了。。。还是一大堆的手工账和票据。。。然后还在账本上画着粉红色的勾勾(-___-!!),我已经无言了,Local啊。。。。内控都不管管就知道翻凭证。。。这个时候画面切换到仓库。。。那个帅帅的男主角开始盘点,很叫嚣地让客户打开一个密封箱,看看里面是不是有产品。另一个Senior模样的女人(后来知道是CPA)点了几千日元的现金,然后很叫嚣地让客户提供现金流水账来核对账面数。。。我的神啊,人才是用来这样浪费的么? 有没有Materility的概念啊?这么傻的活,不会Book一个小朋友来做啊?用大Senior??Charge Rate肯定让客户无语了。。                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                         
     审计现场负责人在后台很忧郁地翻着各种账本。。。这个负责人好像是本剧主人公之一,小野寺直人。。。确实够野的,好像因为过于Detail经常被Partner批评       
     (-____-!!这可能么...现在的Par没有最D,只有更D....)。  此人系本剧中所谓“严格审计派系”的代表人物,与“飞机派”的一些注册会计师积怨甚深,尤其是跟一位极其Rough,下Field只知道打Golf,随便乱签Report的老CPA过解很大。                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                         
     乱七八糟惨不忍睹的审计现场被快速切换的镜头带过,然后镜头直接转到了审计会议。。。。。。令人惊讶的对话又来了。那个小野寺直人不知道是脑抽还是什么,整个会议就说了两句话:“请允许我报告这次的审计结果。。当时我们发现并指出的问题,贵公司并没有作出相应的调整,据此我们XXX会计师事务所对贵公司的财务报表出具否定的审计意见。。”                                                                                                                                 
     然后就看到客户的那个董事长跳了起来。。。。五分钟后,电视画面显示这个董事长一把鼻涕一把泪地跳楼了。。。         天啊!!!审计杀人了!!!! 沟通    
     啊!!!大哥你怎么跟客户沟通的啊??搞的人家宁愿自杀也不出调整??!不服都不行了。。。这年头只见过有JOB不接的。。没见过有账不调宁愿被出否定意见的。。。更没见过开完审计会议就哭着跳楼的。。。                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                         
     这时候进入了正式的电视剧序幕。。。。。一排排很傻的数字在屏幕上和黑客帝国一样滑个不停。一双双眼睛突然在数字背后一一睁开!!哇,好明亮,这是          
     谁?!!操,原来是审计师的眼睛!!!好犀利,好牛逼!!!音乐好澎湃!!! 我不禁沉溺于无限的YY和自我满足中。。。直到下面剧情中的会计处理让我更加大跌眼镜时,才清醒过来。                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                         
     (未完待续)                                                                                                                                        

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    Lynn Jaswrote:
    看到最后一篇评论,我喷了
    June 30
    taoweiwrote:
    饿....我把maybe看成mabi了.....
    omg...
    June 30
    oftenwake, 才注意到原来你也是个audit 呀?
    能有这样一部反映自己职业的片子真不错,虽然有点夸张。
    以上!
     
    June 26
    wake guiwrote:
    你知道,在公司网络拥堵是常识。。。
    June 26
    Picture of Anonymous
    sunny wrote:
    老婆。。。这个这个。。。好吧,我看片子去了。。。
    June 25
    Lynn Jaswrote:
    那个,就算很搞笑好了,你为什么连发三遍
    June 25
    跟我们看曹颖演的那<律政俏佳人>的感想异曲同工~
    June 25

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